After sitting on it for 20 minutes, I have come to the conclusion that the thing next to the toilet in our communal bathroom is a Urinal, and not a Bidet. The end.
Actually, let me say this about European-style showers: worst idea ever. A European-style shower consists of a metal hose with a nozzle at the end. You have to either hold onto it or lay it on the floor. Now, I can understand the utility of this. I guess some people with, you know, weird angular bodies really need a flexible hose. Those of us that are 6’4″, however, are unamused.
That being said, I finally got a towel. An enormous, fluffy towel. Morocco, you make a mighty fine towel.