I woke up this morning, and there was a note next to my bed. It said Dear Aaron, We have had many wonderful times together, but with summer coming you and I both know it wouldn’t work out. Goodbye.
I ran to the mirror, and it was true. My beard had left me. I think I am very sad right now. Very sad and very clean shaven. Which means that my face is cold. I am considering investing in a scarf.