Let’s face it: they sell exotic delicacies at the asian supermarket. And wasabi-coated peanuts are an excellent snack while you’re drinking beer. But I have to tell you: when relaxing for the night and having yourself some beer and wasabi peanuts, it is incredibly important that you do not touch your genitals. Not even for a quick scratch. This sensation is entirely new to me, and entirely unpleasant.
The Worst thing that has ever happened to me, ever